allicanbe
Username & Title - 4/5
allicanbe. It seems hopeful to me, for some reason. Although I know you meant it as, "All I can be is me." Your title seems desperate though. I don't particularly care for it.
Layout - 26/30
Star Designs did a fairly decent job on the layout. It's cute and I love the green. I also like that there isn't any centered text in your entry box. That irks me more than anything in the world. Other than that, I don't have too much to say about this layout. I don't love it, but it's cute enough.
Content - 20/45
First, I started with your About page and I was left with a sneaking suspicion that you’re gay. I guess I’ll find out one way or the other in further entries right? I read your cast page second. Links for everyone and I see that you’re the same Brad that Jennifer kept talking about. Cool beans, although it won’t win you any extra points. After reading those, I moved on to your September 2004 entries. In all honesty, I skipped over a lot of them because you did a whole lot of day logging, which in case you don’t know is something like this, “I went to school today, I love this song, someone tripped this girl. It was really cool.” Why would I care about any of that? I also skipped them because your use of capitalization and punctuation is HORRIBLE. You frequently put a space between your exclamation mark and your statement, like this ! That is super annoying. The same rules that apply to periods apply to using exclamation marks. I, as in you, should always be capitalized no matter where it falls in the sentence. At the beginning, middle, or end. Uppercase darling. It’s always uppercase. The other reason I skipped over a lot of your September entries is because I can’t for the life of me try to make myself interested in them. You sound like such a teeny bopper girl with all your teehees and your totallies and likes.
Moving on to October, I see that you tend to get down on yourself a lot for stupid shit. You whine and complain about your weight, but you take no steps to change anything. Oh, but you do make yourself throw up, because that apparently works so well right? I mean, other than the lasting damage you’re doing to your throat, you’re like, the skinniest person in Canada now. Right? Quite frankly, your woe is me shit is grating on my nerves and I’m tempted to shuck the whole review right now. Immaturity, which you apparently hate so much, is sitting there bitching about things you’re unhappy about while doing not a damn thing to change them. It would serve you well to remember that. It would also serve you well to remember that nothing in life that is worth having is going to be handed to you on a silver platter. If you want it, you have to work for it. That includes dropping weight. The pounds aren’t going to magically fall off. Bulimic or not. As a side note, I don’t care about lyrics. I skipped over them because they are not valid entries and they do not express how a person is feeling. If that’s your goal with posting lyrics, cut that shit out and start expressing yourself in YOUR words. That’s what people come to your diary for. Your words. Not the words of Nine Inch Nails as told by Brad. Get what I’m sayin?
I’ll agree to this. You are needy. Especially when it comes to Jennifer. Having a best friend is cool, but depending on them the way that you depend on Jennifer to make you feel special and loved and worth something is depending on someone too much. Just so you know, kisses don’t make everything gone awry in your life all better again. That only happens in movies and the only time they do in reality is when you’re fighting with your significant other and you kiss and make up. Further more, how do you ever expect to get to that level of love and have that level of emotional attachment when you don’t even love yourself? Before you get into a relationship, or even worry about getting into one, you have to be okay with you as a person. You have to love yourself. Because if you don’t, how are you going to expect another person to?
Links - 3/5
Your navigation is right there and easy to see, but I had to search through your older entries/archive page for link to your review page which houses the link to Airhead Reviews.
Extras - 3/5
I guess I'll count your lyrical entries as extras.
Stalkability - 1/5
Just notes? You need more.
Will We Return - 0/5
Nope. Sure won't. Your grammar sucks as does your use of capitalization and punctuation, it never did improve. You talk like a teeny bopper girl and you're an extremely negative person who gets down on himself for things he doesn't like about himself and doesn't bother to even attempt to change. You and I are worlds a part, my dear. Worlds apart.
We Totally Heart You! 0/15
Actually, no. You're okay, but I don't love you.
Total: 57/100 - Hey look at that! You're awesomely bad, but not by much.
Reviewed by: Blondie
Current Mood of the Reviewer: Annoyed. Severely.