The Rules

So here are the rules. Make sure you read through them carefully because if you have missed a step somewhere, we will either ignore you completely or seriously dock some points.

1. Link Us.
   If you don't link us, no one will know that we've reviewed you. If nobody knows that we reviewed you, no one will know how awesome we are. So, do us a favor and just link us. Alright?


2. Back-Talking is Bad
   You know when you were a kid (or still are) and your parents tell you not to talk back? Well, just pretend we are your parents. Reviews are final unless otherwise stated. If you don't like it, tough luck. Remember, you are the one who signed up to be reviewed here.


3. We Have Lives
   The reviewers on this site lead very active, social lives. So if we don't get around to reviewing your diary as quickly as you would like us to, be patient and don't pester us. Or we just might take you off the list.


4. Designated Areas
   Reviews should be requested in the guestbook only. Do not send us a note requesting a review because we will ignore it and you'll never get what you want from us. Notes are only for showing appreciation, your comments, or concerns.


5. Playing By the Numbers
   We need a minimum of 10 entries. We need to be able to get a feel for who you are and what you're all about. If we can't do that even in ten entries, your score will probably plummet.


6. We're Americans
   Not to discriminate, but we speak English. You should too.


7. So You Speak English, Huh?
   That's great! We speak English too. Unfortunately, we don't consider TyPiNg LiKe DiS to be English. So just don't do that. We really don't like it.


8. Bad Attitudes
   You hate jews, you're totally against same sex relationships and you can't wait for the KKK to come to your local mall? Well, if that's the case then we don't want to hear about it.


9. Awesomely Bad
   If your diary sucks, you'll go there. If you don't link us, you'll go there. If you take down our link even after the review has been posted (for any reason) you'll go there. So don't go there.


10. Awesomely Good
    Alternatively, if your diary rocks you'll go there.


11. Have You Read Them?
    To show that you've read the rules, this is what I want you to say when you request your review: Touchdown Orioles! Work it in, let's not be blatant.
12. Did You Really Read Them?
    If you have really read these, go here and request a review from us. It is possible to request one reviewer, but keep in mind, if that reviewer doesn't want you, you're up for grabs.

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3:09 a.m. & 2005-02-12